Great work finding me!

I'm serious: I want to be found.

If you are looking for me professionally, please contact me through my work email or phone number. If we are friends, family, acquaintances, or have shared interests and passions, you undoubtedly know someone who has my personal phone number. Please get it from them, and I’d love to hear from you via text, a phone call, or even a physical piece of mail. I can send you a good mailing address. Wouldn't an epistolary relationship be so cool in current year?